Have we got a deal for you!
Yes, it’s true folks, with one simple act, you too can be rich. We promise every one of you can become an instant Billionaire!
You too will be able afford to have all those things you ever wanted but were just out of reach. You too can spend your days in idle pursuits, your material needs met from just a corner of your vast wealth. You too can have the company of anyone you want, their adoration and their genuine willingness to serve you without hesitation. You too can be accorded instant respect, have people hanging on every word, willing to take your views as gospel.
Yes, when you are rich, everything is different. Like when you walk into a restaurant, instantly five wait staff leap to their feet to do your bidding.
“Nicest table in the room?”
“No problem!”
“I don’t see this on the menu, would you mind making me a _________?”
“No problem!”
“I know you are closing at 10, but would you mind staying open a while longer for my friend and I?”
“No problem!”
“Would you mind calling us taxi to drive us across town, it seems my friend and I have had a little (way) too much to drink and …. and I hope you don’t mind, would you please make sure it’s a blue taxi, those red ones are so gauche!”
“No problem!”
Pretty cool huh?
What is the nicest thing about being rich?
Well, it’s not paying taxes! Taxes are for plebes; for the common man. When you are rich you are hardly working at all, so you have hardly any taxes! And then you can hire smart people to look after your earnings and structure your wealth so that taxes are avoided altogether.
Interested? Do you think being rich is for you?
Because you are a special friend, we are willing to tell you our secret for absolutely nothing! That’s right folks – nothing!
Well almost nothing. If you like this idea, all you have to do is tell us! That’s it, if you think this isn’t absolutely the best scheme in the world, just drop us an email and tell us what you think! Even if you think it’s a bad idea, tell us what you think.
Okay? Deal?
Okay, here is the secret. ……..
Are you ready? Okay, here GOESS…………………. This is the secret
Take your all of your meagre, after tax, Canadian savings and ….
Move to Jakarta!
Isn’t that BEAUTIFUL! folks?
Everyone of your hard earned, taxed to death, Canadian dollars will suddenly be worth $8,794 Indonesian Rupiah. That’s right $8794 Indonesian Rupiah! Isn’t that amazing?
That means: It takes just $1140 CAD to be a Billionaire. Yes, you read correctly - with just $1140 CAD YOU will at last be a Billionaire!!!! And here is the best part: You won’t have to pay Revenue Canada a dime! NOT A DIME!
Now isn’t that just one heck of a lot better than working your butt off in freezing Canada, giving back more than 55% or what you make in taxes?
So come on down and join us! Bring your boat, and you can be the second yacht in the Batavia Marina beside the billionaire’s yacht SV Conversations
Cresswell
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